“I’ll tell you pretty baby I won’t be back no more” 

Anyway the wind blows - album: Freak Out! (1966)

“Anyway The Wind Blows”

Interviewer: ‘So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?’

Frank Zappa: ‘You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

“Jesus thinks you’re a jerk” 

Jesus thinks you’re a jerk - album: Broadway the hard way (1988)

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Thank you Michele Scaramal.

Definition of rock journalism: People who can’t write, doing interviews with people who can’t think, in order to prepare articles for people who can’t read.

- Frank

“Beauty is a lie” 

Beauty knows no pain - album: You are what you is (1981)

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Thank you Michele Scaramal.

“All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control.” 

Lonely little girl - album: We’re only in it for the money (1968)

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Without deviation, progress is not possible.

- Frank

“Every night I’ll be harder than your husband” 

Harder than your husband - album: You are what you is (1981)

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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.

- Frank 

“All she really needed was some discipline.”

Dinah-Moe Humm - album: Over-Nite Sensation (1973)

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